"Feeling naughty!!!", Most crack your ribs though

I walked into UYO FIDELITY BANK , I took 5 deposit slips and 5 account opening forms.

I looked at the counter to see which
receptionist had the best pen.

He wasn't using it so i asked him to lend it to me,
he gave it.

I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my satisfaction with three different disposable cups

I went to the convenience, used it and decided not to flush after use.

I sat down closest to the AC to feel the cool breeze peruse my brain while I found available sockets to plug my two phones, Power Bank, Rechargeable Lamp,torch light and Laptop.

After two hours,I decided to leave without
returning the pen.

At the door, i asked the security man where the
trash bin was, he showed me.

I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposit
slips and the account opening forms and dumped it inߑ

That was PAYBACK for the #100 you guys deducted from my account which prevented me from withdrawing d last #1000 i have there.
Watch out for more........#NONSENSE People

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